My cat’s morning ‘feed me right now’ routine includes…
SPOILER ALERT: I lose.
Me: In dreamland.
Cat: Nibbles on my exposed fingertips.
Me: Opens eye. Rolls over.
Cat: Gets in my face again. Purrs loudly..
Me: Closes eyes. Fakes sleep.
Cat: Nibbles on my hair, pulling it, proceeding to chomp on it like hay.
Me: Covers head.
Cat: Kneads pillow loudly next to my head.
Me: Covers ears beneath blanket.
Cat: Meows loudly near my head as if she’s dying. Doesn’t stop.
Cat: Does ‘ha ha ha’ victory sprint towards cat bowl.
Me: Spoons out that food lickety split like.
Cat: Looks at me like a sweet angel, softly meows, then eats her food like Hannibal Lecter eats liver with fava beans.
Got any funny cat stories?
I love this true to life cartoon – Simon’s Cat. (And Yes, my cat types, doesn’t yours?)
Cat always wins! Knows its power over us.